A chicken farmer went out
One dark and windy day
And by the coop he rested
As he went along his way
When all at once a rotten egg
Hit him in the eye
It was the sight he dreaded,
Ghost chickens in the sky.
(Chorus)
(Flap elbows - Chicken style)
Bock bock bock bock
Bock bock bock bock
Ghost Chickens in the sky
(Chorus)
This farmer had these chickens
Since he was twenty four,
Working for the Colonel
For thirty years or more
Killing all these chickens
And sending them to fry.
And now they want revenge,
Ghost chickens in the sky.
(Chorus)
Their beaks were black and shining,
Their eyes were burning red
They had no meat or feathers,
These chickens all were dead.
They picked the farmer up
And he died there by the claw
They cooked him extra crispy,
And ate him with cole slaw.
(Chorus)
